Monthly Archives: June 2007

Paris Hilton is Out…

Something is wrong with that picture–oh, yeah she’s on Larry King Live–so that means Paris Hilton is out again.

Does this mean we’ll hear less of her?

Heh, don’t hold your breath–it means we’ll see and hear more of her…maybe.

So in spite that she’s out, she’s being judged in ways ‘unspoken’ take a look at what
CNN had to say:

Instead of Story Highlights they should have made that the story–because seriously they’re just killing themselves trying to put a spin on it–because of after you read that you’re reading the rest like, “heh, yeah right…” but you would be anyways (I hope so) but they took the fun out of it.

So they start off by stating that she’s said that, “…she has never used drugs, isn’t a big drinker, and although she feels her incarceration was unwarranted, God had a reason for putting her there…”

Okay so she or more like they, whoever they is in this–have brought the ‘god card’ into this. Now she says the incarceration was unwarranted–but says that God had a reason–so there we go that warranted her so called unwarranted incarceration–if she is going to play the ‘god card’ here then she is then alluding that god is able to allow her to go through this for a reason and therefore since god is able to allow such a thing to happen then such an event is not unwarranted…

Now I’m saying ‘god’ and not God as God of the Bible–as in the God of Genisis through Revelation because I’m not sure which god Paris is referring to–although you can assue–but assumptions can be wrong.

So the way I take it is she is blaming God for it–that God is punishing her and that this is about all God can do…uh-huh…

But you never know right, maybe–then again she wasn’t in Oz…or in Em City….

Now I’m not saying Jail is a bed full of roses because it certainly isn’t.

Heh, then I read this, “…Her imprisonment also reversed a mental disorder she said she had suffered from all her life.” … claustrophobia.

Likely–unlikely I don’t know…

Uh so yeah that was CNN but let’s get to the real stuff…

So we go to The Superficial for that:

Paris Hilton draws–but that certaintly doesn’t make her an artist:

Heh, she’s watching TV–Larry King Live and Harvey from TMZ…eh…

Oh and she’s being offered $1 Million Dollars for get this, to teach a, “…one-hour class on ‘How to Build Your Brand.'”

Now some steps were listed on The Superficial but I have some of my own…

1) Attend media events
2) Befriend people at media events
3) Attend media events with friends in Step 2 and repeat
4) Engage in promiscuous sexual behavior with friends; preferably with those friends and at the media events and record them on video
5) Leak video and sue entities which do so
6) Come to terms with entities only after it gets mainstream media attention, repeat.
7) Repeat Steps 1-4
8)Attend media events with little or no clothing as to expose genitalia and/or breasts, repeat
9) Get DUI
10) Invalidate probabtion
11) Make a scene of your sentencing
12) Hire supporters
13) Have supporters make a scene
14) Go to jail
15) Get on Larry King Live
16) Repeat

So yeah Paris Hilton is out…