After having asked to be set free…
“After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me.”
Wait a second, Paris reads? …this implies that she read a newspaper, a magazine…
‘misperceptions’? Oh, wow it’s too late to correct those–those have have been there long before this incident happened.
“I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is.”
Then why would you asked to be set ‘free’ and call your punishment an injustice. She’s contradicting herself…
“I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should — no matter how slightly.”
Huh? She’s giving advice now? “No one shoud–no matter how slightly…” Hmm,
“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.”
Okay “Free Paris” people stop signing the petition. She’s going to go to jail–it seems.
“No one is above the law. I surely am not.”
Hahahaha, uh-huh…
“I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse”
Hmm, okay…sound–it seems sort of reasonable–but certainly not something that Paris would say but whatever.
So anyways there it is.
Part 2…
